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Heavy Metal Astrology: The Signs & The Sexual Experience

Trigger Warning: This post contains information which is highly sexual in nature. If you are under the age of 18 and/or easily triggered by sexual themes, then I highly recommend that you scroll past this post.

We are all human beings born with a limbic system. We all crave sexual contact with our preferred gender. But we all approach the sexual experience in different ways depending upon our astrological make up. In the birth chart, the planet most closely associated with raw, unfiltered sexuality is Mars, as it is the planet of drive, passion and desire, but you should take all personal planets into consideration when determining your own sexual style. They all come together to showcase what your personality is like when it's time to play.

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The Signs as kisses

Aries : Underwater kisses

Taurus : Goodnight/Good morning kisses

Gemini : Kisses in a movie theatre

Cancer : Neck kisses

Leo : Kissing in the rain

Virgo : Chivalrous kisses on the hand

Libra : Kissing in secret

Scorpio : Casual cheek kisses

Sagittarius : Making out in the corner

Capricorn : First kisses

Aquarius : Kisses out of jealously

Pisces : Gentle romantic kisses

The signs and what they remind me of <3

Aries:

Sex in public spaces; box; bloody lips after a fight; tattoos; driving fast; messy beds; ponytails; never telling how you really feel, bad boys that end up being really really really soft

Taurus:

Green eyes; warm hugs; junk food; forests; soft voices; vintage decoration for your room; pastel colors; late night kisses; books; cozy blankets

Geminis:

Laughing till your stomach hurts; coffee; long drives; sexual jokes; really sexy laughs; satan; beautiful smiles; lying even when you don't need to; late night sex

Cancer:

Shy laughs, sweet brown eyes; writting about your feelings till 4am; tea; storytelling; cats; warm houses; light brown curled hair; sloppy first kisses

Leo:

Tan skin; having all the windows open in a sunny day; sleeping naked; greek mithology; long hair; nice clothes; mirrors; big smiles; protecting your friends at all costs

Virgo:

Librarys; round glasses; art museums; the happiness of getting a good grade; having a lot of responsibilities; feeling like you are going to have a panick attack at any moment; clean rooms; constructive criticism

Libra:

Beautiful faces; contagious laughs; happy smiles; models; lying to avoid broken hearts; jewelry; running away when things get hard; the color pink; hazel eyes

Scorpio:

Angry sex; hurting others before they can hurt you; secrets; intense stares; intense love storys; the mix of blue eyes, tan skin and black hair; jealousy; interesting personalities; really mean "jokes"; deep voices drenched with sarcasm

Sagittarius:

Sneaking out at the middle of the night with your boyfriend; shower sex; only hearing what you want to hear; inside jokes; smirks; the view from a window at a airplane; messy buns; memes; skinny dipping; perverted jokes

Capricorn:

Soft hair and skin; the smell of a old bookstore; lingerie; cold weather; hard work; life changing moments; the feeling of regret; staring at someone you love from across the room; dark sense of humor

Aquarius:

Polaroids; the feeling that no one understands; crying in front of the person you love for the first time; playing video games all night; aliens; intellectual conversations; breaking someone's heart; observing others; being so nervous your voice cracks

Pisces:

Heavy rain; seductive laughs; freckles; "i miss you" texts at 3 am; eye contact; guilty pleasures; smiles that melt your heart; natural beauty; being really submissive in bed; naturally red lips, drunk texts; biting your own lips

The Signs and LOVE ❤️

Here's a ~Soft~ post for all of you romantics out there!

(Also: Venus/Mars/Eros)

ARIES: They try really hard to make your relationship "real" and make you feel like you're living a fairytale sometimes.

TAURUS: They are your anchor. When you need consistency and consideration; you can always depend on them. They have values and opinions that stay true throughout their life. But they love improving!

GEMINI: They look into your interests and reccommend new things for you to try (with them;). They make sure that you're never bored or alone when life has you down.

CANCER: They listen to you. Even if you're wrong! Because you matter to them. They want things to work out; they're not ones to just run away when things get tough. Because they can be pretty tough themselves!

LEO: They show their weird side. Do they care about appearances? Yes, but they're some of the weirdest (wonderful) people you'll ever befriend, let alone love! They're not afraid to parade around you looking their most bare, which is a privilege!

VIRGO: They treat you better than the rest of them did. They are inspired by you and they let you know it. You may feel like their silence is disinterest, but you really just stun them sometimes.

LIBRA: They tell you their dreams, their ideas, and their future, hoping you'll be in it. They are the true romantists. You'll most likely get suckered into business with them, but it's not because you're a friend; it's because they want to be with you always, in every way. Their love can intimidate people. But to the right person; it can be everything.

SCORPIO: They talk, a lot, and it may appear as if you're no more than a friend, but scorpios never open up, so if they do, then they love you. They laugh at your jokes and they're just happy to find someone weird enough to compete with them.

SAGITTARIUS: They want photos of you, they compliment you, and they just obsorb your thoughts. You can't stop thinking about them, because they're so active in life. If you ask, they'll tell you the truth, and they're secretly hoping for someone to give them a reason to stay put.

CAPRICORN: They get frustrated and jealous! But they apologize, they know why, and they try to be better. They don't do that for just anybody! You'll know they love you because they care about you. They want to know why you're talking to that cute friend because they want you to be talking to them! You're their favorite! (And they are picky!)

AQUARIUS: They get calm around you. They feel like they can say anything to you and not feel judged. You're their best friend and soulmate in one. You get talked into adventures and scary experiences; ones you'll never forget or regret.

PISCES: They aren't afraid to be close to you and they say what's on their minds, however strange. They want to defend anyone who makes you sad and they want you to do the same for them! They love you so so much and all they want is to see that their love is appreciated!

What Makes The Signs Sexy.

Aries:
Their Strength.

Aries are strong, whether we're talking physically or mentally, it's their strong aura that easily attracts you to an Aries. They will use that strength to their advantage which only attracts you more.

Taurus:
Their Passion.

Taurus is passionate, they will do what they need to in order for you to feel that passion, physically and verbally they will let you know how passionate they are. Their passion in their daily life will reflect in their sexuality; and you'll like that enough to find it intriguing.

Gemini:
Their Straightforwardness.

You might find yourself sexually drawn to a Gemini by how well they 'get to the point'. They'll let you know what they want and when they want it. A Gemini will tell it to you straight, and you won't be able to help but find that confidence sexy.

Cancer:
Their Emotion.

Cancer allows their emotions to rule them. So in a sexual state, everything they do will be controlled by their emotion, it could be a sense of heated passion or sorrowful desires that can be what really makes you find them sexy.

Leo:
Their Confidence.

Confidence does not mean arrogance. In this case, finding a Leo sexy comes directly from the confidence they have in themselves and what confidence they have in you. They believe highly in their own abilities but will always raise their partner up with them.

Virgo:
Their Opinions.

A Virgo's opinions and beliefs can be the attracting factor. Whether you agree or not you're intrigued to know more. In a sexual manner, if you're up for it; Virgos will show you rather than teach you to agree with them.

Libra:
Their Submissiveness.

Something Libra's are good at is listening to their partner. In a sexual state they enjoy pleasing their partner and doing what exactly is going to satisfy the other while getting satisfaction themselves.

Scorpio:
Their Mystery.

Being sexually attracted to a Scorpio is nothing new. Their ability to flip their emotions around easily is enticing. Their secrecy could lead you into their mystery, never knowing what to expect or what's coming from a scorpio.

Sagittarius:
Their Energy.

A Sagittarius will always leave you wanting more, and they'll be up for it if you are. If you're tired they probably aren't which will only cause your attraction to grow. Their adventure and 'never stop' personality is intriguing to those who are willing to experience it.

Capricorn:
Their Dominance.

Capricorns are hard workers in life and that transfers over to the bedroom. Finding them sexy comes from their dominance. They aren't demanding but their aura will leave you putting them first and wanting to satisfy them.

Aquarius:
Their Knowledge.

The mind can be sexy. An Aquarius' intelligence is what attracts you. Whether it be their ability to spit out textbook facts or simply that they are more experienced; it's their mind that will get you hooked.

Pisces:
Their Generosity.

Although they enjoy being satisfied themselves, it's their ability to give that attracts one to them more and more. They enjoy giving to their partner almost more than receiving themselves. This can cause you to become invested in a Pisces' sexuality.

How the signs are in relationships

Aries: Super protective over their partner. They want to show them their favorite movies, books, movies, everything. They will also show their S.O. off to every friend and stranger, but in moderation as they get jealous easily. There's a lot of verbal expression as well about how awesome they think their partner is.

Taurus: They are pretty emotionally involved in relationships, they want to be good enough for their S.O. Taurus will want to be in your headspace often and can get pretty chatty when they think you are losing interest. They also go to their partner for validation, and want to be their S.O.'s punching bag when things get rough in their separate life. Taurus yearns for understanding and therapy in a relationship.

Gemini: Gemini shows you off the second they get, but not as if you are just another prize, they want you to feel like a queen constantly fawned over. They will pay just the right amount of attention to you, and make up creative dates. Gemini will take you hiking to paint murals on cave walls and then to a quaint coffee shop for breakfast.

Cancer: Will love you a long time. They are pretty mainstream in their dating style. They will make you their every Instagram appreciation post and put your couples selfy on Christmas cards. Cancer is very cheesy in relationships and will want to make lemonade after a good hike when it is warm and drink hot chocolate and watch romances when it gets cold.

Leo: Leo will pay so much attention to you in a relationship. They tend to be on the shy side though, as they don't like their ego to be wounded. When they are into you, you know it. They are intense and passionate, but not always in a physical way, they are just extremely expressive people. Leo will teach you how to dance and tell you about sweet dreams they have about you.

Virgo: They can be very challenging in relationships, because of their intelligence. They will have deep conversations with you about anything under the sky and constantly throw out little tests in the relationship to see if you can keep up. Virgo will show you their dorky, cute side and make you watch their favorite movies and show you their playlist they made for you.

Libra: When Libra really likes you, they will be understanding and patient with your every move. They are pretty protective, but not in the way that they don't want others to look at you (they like to think that you will be forever loyal) but more in the way that they don't want anyone to offend you. Libra will spend hours on the phone or on skype with you and write countless letters. In your time spent together they will always make you breakfast.

Scorpio: Scorpio will be incredibly different from the rest in a relationship. They want to be around you all the time, but they will never show it or tell you it. They are very expressive through sex and other physical touch. Scorpio will listen to your problems and will give you the advice to stay safe. They want to fuck until 3 AM and watch movies with you the rest of the time.

Sagittarius: They will talk all night with you about good memories, friends, and their dreams. They want to take you on adventures and take pictures to document it all. Sagittarius will make you coffee at 3 in the morning to keep the story going and drive down long highways playing heartfelt music the whole drive. They can be selfish sometimes when they always chose what date to go on, but they will stop to ask you what you want sometimes.

Capricorn: Capricorn tend to be traditionalists. They will start out in the talking stage, but will move fast to movies, dinner out, and holding hands often. Capricorn want to kiss you in the rain and turn the fire on for you to warm you up. They will take you to cozy little restaurants and to their friends' parties on weekends. Capricorn will spend a lot of money on you.

Aquarius: Aquarius will make you their favorite person and will teach you things no one else knows about the world. They will be resourceful and can put a smile on your face with sheer effort and positivity. Aquarius will let their creativity flow free around you and will try to make every experience fun and eventful.

Pisces: They will be very sweet and affectionate to you. They want to keep you around and will spend Sundays watching movies and making you food. In relationships Pisces can be very wholesome people and will listen to your beliefs and will follow in your footsteps. They will draw your picture and put you in their stories, keeping you forever.

the signs in love

*check sun, venus & moon

Aries: will fall in love watching you socialize with their friends. they love loud obnoxious laughs! into people that have a strong confidence about them. will compliment their partner for hours but don't need to hear anything back. Aries is a sign that needs constant simulation but NOT constant attention or else will feel suffocated. they just wanna be their s/o's best friend and biggest supporter.

Taurus: will fall in love with the sound of your voice. really into people that are simple and comfortable to be around. sexual compatibility is important because they like to communicate love physically. tends to take things seriously so when someone is funny or carefree they find that refreshing. desperately wants a partner that "feels like home."

Gemini: will fall in love talking to you at 3am about nothing. loves nice hands and hand holding. so weak for playful childlike fun. grownup kids type relationship. everyday they wanna try new things with their partner so you need someone that is always down for it.

Cancer: will fall in love the first time you put your arm around them/hug them. likes to rub your chest/hug you around the middle. they are a wealth of attention and affection when they feel comfortable but can be really shy at first as well. Sensitive souls that need someone who will always think of their feelings. tenderness is unbelievably attractive to them. doesn't like to fight, needs someone who will talk about things calmly with them and never raise their voice

Leo: falls in love after a bit of eye contact and flirting. notices your hair & likes to touch it or run their hands through it. consumed in love.not afraid to fight and have makeup sex. an involved and warm lover who just needs to feel appreciated and admired by their lover. hearing small things like "you're so funny" or "you look so nice" makes them happy! and later when they reflect on their feelings, they remember that. kinda like puppies in love. super generous in giving their time to their partner but also to their friends and strangers. playful so they need a partner who won't get too jealous. (but they'll like it if you do)

Virgo: falls in love when they stop over analyzing their partner's every move. soccer mom type partner. loves brown/hazel eyes. happily makes your lunches or folds your laundry because they love you. is more private about it, but sex is important to them. shows their love through actions and needs someone who can get that. type to say I hate you with a huge smile on their face. really needs someone who is flexible and won't be offended when their motives are doubted.

Libra: falls in love on the first date. will grab your ass, doesn't matter when or where. irresistible but bat-shit crazy when in love. charming and empathetic but likes things to be fair and balanced. becomes a private investigator when they feel something is off. need someone who will talk everything out with them.

Scorpio: falls in love with every aspect of you, both the good and bad. isn't afraid of loving you with all they got. Intense. they are fascinated by you. craves emotional excitement with the person they are with. attracted to people that can stand their ground against them, and can play their mind games right back. not a relationship for the fainthearted.

Sagittarius: doesn't fall in love. jk but really it can seem that way to their partner. sags are just into enjoying life and having things their way. they tend to focus so much on the world and future they can make their partner feel needy. needs someone who will always be there to have fun with and won't demand too much of them.

Capricorn: tried so hard not to fall in love but somehow got there. likes to pretend they don't have feelings and then act like that's okay! terrible at expressing themselves and talking in general. needs someone who can "melt" them and loosen up their relationship with control and responsibility.

Aquarius: so clueless. literally doesn't know what being in love is. likes to take step back from their relationship and evaluate things but forgets that doing that isn't fair to their relationship. they are a developed individual but needs someone to make them remember they are in a "we". hard to understand and likes it that way.

Pisces: falls in love unexpectedly over time. sensitive person who can easily pick up their partner's emotions. Needs someone who isn't going to be too direct and harsh with them. tends to not know what they want and that can be frustrating for their partner. since this sign is so passive they can be really flexible to their partners needs.

Signs // first kiss - check your venus 😇

Aries: *initiates it*

Taurus: soft and sweet

Gemini: *is shut up with a kiss*

Cancer: *is insecure but kisses you back bc loVE*

Leo: *makes out*

Virgo: *kisses you shyly*

Libra: *can't decide how to kiss you so its just kinda a peck*

Scorpio: *is offended if u don't make out*

Sagittarius: *wraps their arms around you first*

Capricorn: *is probably mad at u but giggles anyway*

Aquarius: *is surprised af bc they actually have a heart*

Pisces: *is disappointed but happy ?? Bc their first kiss wasn't rlly that great but still cute af*

Zodiac Lovers

Moon and Venus (maybe Mars?)

Aries - Will try anything once, likes leaving their nail marks in your skin

Taurus - Their touch becomes sensual, eskimo kisses

Gemini - I'll save you some mental effort: will aim for your neck when horny

Cancer - Subtle hints that become seductive pouts if you don't understand

Leo - In(?)appropriate jokes in bed, very creative fingers

Virgo - Genuinely thinks neck kisses are innocent, very shy

Libra - Like to kiss like they're in a movie, will try anything that makes you happy

Scorpio - French kissing is a necessity, needs lots of skin contact

Sagittarius - Libido of a god, you'll know by their shameless wandering hands

Capricorn - Their hands know exactly what they're doing at all times

Aquarius - Be prepared for the onslaught of experimentation

Pisces - Will tease you and play innocent, likes background music

The Signs as Lovers

Capricorn

Quick kisses when you're not expecting it. Whispers love songs to you. Is the big spoon. Gives you their jacket when it's cold out. Tells you that your love keeps them warm. Can't look at you without falling in love all over again.

Aquarius

Tells you that they love you without warning. Warm hugs, soft kisses. Slow dancing in a candle lit room. Has a way of making you feel like you're the only person who matters. Wears your favorite color on gloomy days.

Pisces

Writes poems and sonnets in your honor. Takes you to museums, says that Venus doesn't have anything on you. Notebooks upon notebooks of romance stories where you're the lead. Seems to sway when in your presence. Lights up when they see you.

Aries

Will tell cheesy jokes to make you smile. Massages for when you've had a hard day. Long nights of whispering 'I love you'. Will always attempt to win you a stuffed animal from a carnival booth. Will tell you non-stop how much they love you.

Taurus

Lazy days in bed. Spending hours in the garden with you. Brings a bouquet of flowers to you to remind you how much they love you. Rubs your hand when holding it. Tries to be smooth but ends up saying quite plainly that they love you. Giggle fits when they realize that they are your partner.

Gemini

Walks in the forest. Draws you in natural poses when you least expect it. Considers you their eternal muse. Can't put the words together on how much they love you. Starry-eyed every time you pass by whether it's the first time or the hundredth.

Cancer

Stargazing under a full moon. Walking along the beach. Silly photos with one serious kiss at the end. If given the chance they will pick you up and do a spin finished with a kiss. Tells you that you're their favorite person in the world. Can't stop telling people how much they love you and what a wonderful person you are.

Leo

Kisses your hand when holding it. Takes you to the most exclusive parties but always ends up avoiding the other guests to spend time with you. Can't start a sentence about you without saying "The love of my life". Thinks that you deserve the world, the stars, the moon, the entire universe and will attempt to give you all that an more.

Virgo

Stares at you in awe whenever you walk by. Calls you just to remind you that they love you. Plans about your future. Sings love songs without realizing it, always embarrassed when you point it out but goes back to singing anyways. Leans on you.

Libra

Comments on your beauty all the time. Cuddling on the couch. Wonders how they were lucky enough to have a partner like you. Values your input 24/7 365. Can't imagine life without you, becomes tearful at the thought of that happening.

Scorpio

Motorcycle rides into the city. Dates at the café. Long kisses that leave you breathless. Always brushes that one strand of hair out of your face. Affectionate head bumps and soft laughter. Mischievous winks at you during the most innocent of things.

Sagittarius

Soft kisses on your forehead. Holding hands without realizing their doing it. Lovesick looks in public spaces. Love letters in hidden places. Reads poems out loud about you. Touch-starved all the time. Melts in your embrace.

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